November 2010
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Lady in the house next door, OMG YOU STINK!
At 9am, you almost have me gagging while trying to eat my cereal because all I can smell is your stinky, musty, musky old lady perfume wafting through the front window.
And then it mixes with the 300 cigarettes you smoke throughout the day.
SRSLY, PICK ONE OR THE OTHER! You’re entering my nose uninvited!
WIN WIN WIN
Real Estate said I couldn’t have a puppy or a kitten. I WIN because the next door neighbour’s cat just had a litter and they visit me everyday.